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08-11-2007, 11:32 PM
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Why hasn't someone invented . . . . .?
Dunno if this thread has been done before.
If not, my opener is "Teflon-coated toilet bowls".
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unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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08-11-2007, 11:37 PM
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Why hasn't someone invented edible plastic? Seriously, there would be no problem with old, unwanted cards being stolen and people losing their identities if you could just eat it after you're tired of it...I should really invent this stuff myself. 
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08-11-2007, 11:40 PM
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My dad had the idea of making round-shaped cheese just for burgers after seeing me always rip off the corners that stick out before eating. =P
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08-11-2007, 11:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiling Hobo
Why hasn't someone invented edible plastic? Seriously, there would be no problem with old, unwanted cards being stolen and people losing their identities if you could just eat it after you're tired of it...I should really invent this stuff myself. |
Hmm...someone probably invented that already and you've just never heard of it.
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08-11-2007, 11:51 PM
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Hmm...someone probably invented that already and you've just never heard of it. |
*looks up on Google*
My father will be disappointed...
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08-16-2007, 03:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MelodyLeigh
My dad had the idea of making round-shaped cheese just for burgers after seeing me always rip off the corners that stick out before eating. =P
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Our supermarket has a variety of round cheeses
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08-16-2007, 03:09 AM
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The japanese have invented a toilet bowl to detect medical signposts in your bowel. How easy would that be if they got it right! Never hafta see a doc again.
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