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05-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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Pawn's Palace of Inimitable Intrigue
Post your questions, queries, puzzlements and general confusednesses here. Something's been bothering you, hasn't it? Don't think I can't tell.
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05-01-2005, 10:40 AM
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Wordsmith
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ok... is daniela's post an order?... what'll happen to me if i disobey it?... i refuse to be merry!!!
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05-01-2005, 11:39 AM
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Under recent legislation, failure to be merry can result in a hefty jail sentence. I suggest you comply!
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05-01-2005, 12:26 PM
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Scribe
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So why isn't there a sex-change button on our bodies somewhere so that we can transform at will?
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05-01-2005, 12:37 PM
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Because God has a perverse sense of humour.
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05-01-2005, 04:55 PM
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Scribe
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Originally Posted by Fidelity
So why isn't there a sex-change button on our bodies somewhere so that we can transform at will?
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Omigod, one of my strongest wishes! Hey, great minds, as they say. |
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05-01-2005, 06:50 PM
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More questions, mortals!
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05-01-2005, 07:16 PM
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Why are you the only person who has quoted me in a signature?
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05-01-2005, 07:29 PM
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I had to come in here when I saw the title of the post.
Answer this one for me oh great and powerful one:
Why do women in my life seem to be more angry at me when I am right than when I am wrong?
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Unraveling the mystery of the Bouchard Code.
The 4:06 posting of brillig, coincidence?
I think not.
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05-01-2005, 07:34 PM
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Adept Writer
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How about this one:
How come men(like Wookie) always ask other men questions about women?
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The bubble is round.
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05-01-2005, 09:53 PM
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I wanna answer that one Oracle:
We ask other men because we like our version of the truth more.
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Unraveling the mystery of the Bouchard Code.
The 4:06 posting of brillig, coincidence?
I think not.
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05-01-2005, 10:03 PM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by daniela
Why are you the only person who has quoted me in a signature?
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Because I know a flash of genius when I see one.
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Originally Posted by Wookie
Why do women in my life seem to be more angry at me when I am right than when I am wrong?
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This has to do with the effects of too many hair-products on their brains. |
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05-01-2005, 11:01 PM
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Scribe
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Originally Posted by Wookie
Why do women in my life seem to be more angry at me when I am right than when I am wrong?
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Because men aren't right, they only think they are, and that makes us women angry. |
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05-02-2005, 08:45 AM
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Wordsmith
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05-02-2005, 11:49 AM
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Profound Writer
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Do you find that acting as a fountain of knowledge for strangers panders to your ego?
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