04-30-2005, 03:51 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time
Gender: Female
Posts: 603
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Press Release: Random.
This is a funny little 'release' I wrote about the fate of the last few pages of my scrapbook. Don't try to understand it exactly, just read it and have a laugh.  I suppose you could call this parody?
RANDOM
On account of a lack of structural thought on my part about the necessity for less 'randomness' in placing specific items on a certain page, and therefore foregoing the creation of internal and overall cohesion and clarity as well as the contribution to an intrinsic comprehension of the work for an audience who may or may not be viewing said work, there shall be an invocation of the right of initialisation of an innovative, systematical operation, in which there will be a muchness of a mere categorisation of material on the basis of its temporal position (that is, its standing within the year 2005) and finally the finalisation of its placement within the irregular structure of the work, which when enacted will see the observation of each item's venue having been allocated entirely, as stated, AT RANDOM. Hence, any item that finds its existance to have occured temporally within the year 2005 will subsequentially find a gluation or drawation or writition of itself withon a page entitled 'Random' with following 1A, 1B, etc.
In conclusion, it is implored that any person or personnel who may or may not be reading to please disregard this innocuous attempt to forsake clarity at any cost for the gratuituous utilisation of what is, in many circles, considered to be the language of acedemia.
This signiture following below is signed according to a manner which is, in the majority of ways, both sincere and full of sincerity. Hence -
Sincerely,
Evadri Arden.
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