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10-07-2008, 02:43 PM
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Ladies, is your man a "Minute Man"
No kidding, I heard two women taking and one said to the other
"my man is so fast I'm never sure if I've had sex or not".
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10-07-2008, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris71
No kidding, I heard two women taking and one said to the other
"my man is so fast I'm never sure if I've had sex or not".
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Omg lmfbo!!
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10-07-2008, 02:59 PM
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yikes
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-Leigh Nash (Ocean Sized Love)
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10-07-2008, 03:22 PM
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Prolific Writer
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There are products for this sort of problem.
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10-07-2008, 03:29 PM
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lol....all I'm saying on this subject is that I think every man should have to go through classes.......
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10-07-2008, 03:33 PM
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lol....all I'm saying on this subject is that I think every man should have to go through classes.......
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I teach the class, baby.
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"I am really only interested in a fiction of miracles."
-- Flannery O'Connor
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10-07-2008, 03:33 PM
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That's kinda funny and sad at the same time, Chris. 
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10-07-2008, 03:35 PM
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that's not what your wife says, Joe Joe......*wink*
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10-07-2008, 03:36 PM
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Ouch!!!
But how can there be a male teacher anyway?
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10-07-2008, 03:38 PM
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There are products for this sort of problem.
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You must be on the same email spam lists that I am. |
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10-07-2008, 03:46 PM
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You must be on the same email spam lists that I am.
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Yeah. Did you get the one about the rectal implants, too? They sound like a good buy.
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10-07-2008, 03:54 PM
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Well, I don't have a man at the moment. Thanks so much for reminding me of that!
The last one I did have was very good. With him, you actually "made love", not just have sex. Dammit, he up and died on me, so now I'm just SOL.
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10-07-2008, 03:56 PM
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gosh, PS, sorry about that.....
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10-07-2008, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by terrib
gosh, PS, sorry about that.....
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Thanks. I've tried to find another, but there's not much to choose from around here.
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10-07-2008, 04:06 PM
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I'm sorry to hear about your loss, PSFoster... But please hang in there. Trust me when I say you can find love in the strangest places. 
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