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10-07-2008, 05:23 PM
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So a guy get's luck in a bar and ends up in the woman's bedroom.
He notices that she has all these teddy bears and other stuffed animals. I mean a lot of them...shelves of them covering one whole wall.
He's too intent on the matter at hand to mention it, but afterwards, smoking the proverbial cigarette, he points at the wall of stuffed toys and brings it up.
"Oh, yeah," she says, "You take any prize from the lowest shelf."
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10-07-2008, 07:28 PM
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FUNNY!!!!!!
That's a good one, Lin
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10-07-2008, 11:21 PM
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If I do it right, less than a minute.
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10-08-2008, 12:12 AM
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We had a similar problem before, but found ways around it. Now, I have no complaints. ; )
Last edited by simplicity : 10-08-2008 at 01:45 AM.
Reason: I'm an idiot, who's working on her spelling. : (
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10-08-2008, 12:56 AM
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Adept Writer
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What about when you have sex with a girl but she cant make you come.. I had that problem with one of my girls, I was pounding her but I couldnt reach orgasm.. weird.
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10-08-2008, 01:43 AM
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I'm starting to think you're making things up for attention. :\
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10-08-2008, 01:47 AM
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What about when you have sex with a girl but she cant make you come.. I had that problem with one of my girls, I was pounding her but I couldnt reach orgasm.. weird.
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That means you're queer.
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10-08-2008, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Zensati
I had that problem with one of my girls,
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One of your girls... what are you, a pimp? Or fantasist? |
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10-08-2008, 01:52 AM
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or just a plain liar? No need to 'show off'. We don't know you in real life, and believe me--We don't want to. No need to try to impress.
Last edited by simplicity : 10-08-2008 at 01:54 AM.
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10-08-2008, 02:05 AM
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What are you, a pimp? Or fantasist?
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Why yes. And Yes. Ha ha ha!
Oh, you mean Zensati.
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10-08-2008, 03:44 AM
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One of your girls... what are you, a pimp? Or fantasist?
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er no.. I'm just a player.. I hope you arnt a player hater. |
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10-08-2008, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by simplicity
or just a plain liar? No need to 'show off'. We don't know you in real life, and believe me--We don't want to. No need to try to impress.
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err.. Im not trying to impress, It took the 5th sexual encounter with this girl before she could make me come. |
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10-08-2008, 03:47 AM
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I guess I just dont come very easily..
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10-08-2008, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Zensati
I was pounding her
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Ah, young romance. So sweet.
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.. weird.
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Yes you are. Very. Very. V.V.V. weird.
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Why yes. And Yes. Ha ha ha!
Oh, you mean Zensati.
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LOL, I think the purple hat avatar tells us all we need to know. 
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Originally Posted by Zensati
It took the 5th sexual encounter with this girl.
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What are you writing a fucking text book? sexual encounter? Its like a fucking documentary. As the solitary male, prowled through the darkness, his panther like prowess led him to his fifth sexual encounter. However, to the male's dissapointment, there were no fireworks. The amish barn didn't blow smoke. She was screwing the pipe put there were no water works.
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10-08-2008, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by anais nin
“I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.”
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