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07-13-2008, 09:08 PM
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Profound Writer
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This is for you, Ox
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07-13-2008, 09:13 PM
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Moderator
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07-13-2008, 09:15 PM
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Profound Writer
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Ahhhhh, you dog!!!!
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07-13-2008, 09:23 PM
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Ink Slinger
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What have I done this time??
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07-13-2008, 09:32 PM
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NTO, the most suitable question is more likely to be: "What haven't I done?"
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Crap! Haven't posted it anywhere yet, darn!
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07-13-2008, 09:47 PM
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Profound Writer
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I couldn't have said it better myself, Ilasir.
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07-13-2008, 10:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ilasir Maroa
NTO, the most suitable question is more likely to be: "What haven't I done?"
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Something worthwhile.
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Imagine what you could do if you didn't require sleep... Now calculate all the hours you've lost so far with sleep, Insomnia ain't seeming so bad now is it?
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07-13-2008, 10:55 PM
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On the male brain I think they got the listening particle and attention span nodule way too big, and the lame excuses gland way too small.
On the female brain shoe/handbag coordination doesn't mention that earrings are included and the shopping area is too small.
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." --- Eleanor Roosevelt
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07-13-2008, 10:58 PM
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The indecision and shopping area should be all that is visible in the female brain, everything else is virtually irrelevant.
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07-13-2008, 11:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by A-L
The indecision and shopping area should be all that is visible in the female brain, everything else is virtually irrelevant.
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We must have the handbag/shoe/earring coordination area -- it really is crucial.
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." --- Eleanor Roosevelt
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07-13-2008, 11:12 PM
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WHY WOMEN HAVE TWO HANDS
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07-13-2008, 11:14 PM
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Wordsmith
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WHY MEN HAVE TWO HANDS
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07-13-2008, 11:15 PM
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HAHAHA. Those were great.
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There's not much else to say about that.
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07-13-2008, 11:54 PM
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Adept Writer
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Female brain? Where's nagging part?
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"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice."
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07-14-2008, 03:20 AM
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Wordsmith
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I couldn't find the "new drapes" and "fat fear" lobes, either.
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