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| Literary Maneuvers "Fortnightly" write-offs, competition, feedback 'n' fun. |
09-25-2005, 04:35 PM
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Is alcohol good for you when you have a fever?
*considers*
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09-25-2005, 04:52 PM
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#62
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*narrows eyes at the Kylie Minogue*
Pawn gets a white russian... and Rico gets a glass of water and a blankie.
Hey Rico, let's see what happens when we get Pawn drunk...
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09-25-2005, 04:53 PM
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#63
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Like that conversation we had...
where I almost sent him the poem...?
*evil grin*
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09-25-2005, 04:55 PM
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#64
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shit oh yes.
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09-25-2005, 04:57 PM
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hmm, but I'm still an invalid...
..would make the whole thing more difficult.
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09-25-2005, 05:18 PM
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i'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole... or... whatever.
i will gracefully bow out now and leave the men to talk about... the things men talk about while women are away.
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09-26-2005, 02:21 PM
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shop
I've been around when guys talk guy talk (I spent years posing as one of them, got to know their habits and ways until I was finally accepted as one of them and was asked to many belching contests at the local sports bar). The conversation isn't bad, until they start talking about urinals and shooting. On that, I recommend slipping out unseen as fast as you can. Especially if you're a better shot.
You can be the maid of honor at a wedding I'm arranging jen. I'm giving my sanity away to obscurity. The dowry is lucidity. It was either than, or sanity was going to elope to escape my life and I would never get to see it again.
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09-26-2005, 02:45 PM
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#68
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i love you wyndstar, truly.
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10-05-2005, 11:10 AM
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The conversation isn't bad, until they start talking about urinals and shooting.
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Is that shooting in urinals or urinating while shooting? |
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10-08-2005, 10:49 PM
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I love this thread.
Hm. I'm feeling another LM coming on. Shall we say, next Monday (17th)? Yum.
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10-09-2005, 09:48 AM
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Hm. I'm feeling another LM coming on. Shall we say, next Monday (17th)
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Something halloweeny? |
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10-09-2005, 09:50 AM
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*laughs wickedly*
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10-09-2005, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by eggo
Something halloweeny?
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Definitely. Will give it some thought. |
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10-09-2005, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by eggo
Is that shooting in urinals or urinating while shooting?
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I've known them drunk enough to do both. And when they were too drunk, they would chase rabbits and try and pee on THEM.
My favorite was when they got drunk enough to do a 'shoot the moon' contest. That was a bunch of army guys that dropped 'em while we were on the flightline at night, and we had to guess what we were pointing our flashlights at. We snuck them a few shots and it got to be 'shooting rockets and moons'.
Yes, I know I'm a bad person.
But I have better stories...
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10-09-2005, 03:15 PM
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*sigh*
Why were my days in the military not this amusing?
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