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Old 11-06-2005, 06:29 PM   #1
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I appear to have gotten lost on my way to the loo >_>

Hello i'm Roesor.
erm....
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so...nice place you got here... y'know we bought our flying duck ornaments on ebay, saved a packet we did. Where did you get yours?
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ok i admit it, i just came in to use the toilet, now can i PLEASE go???
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Old 11-06-2005, 06:35 PM   #2
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Old 11-06-2005, 09:08 PM   #3
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Welcome. Feel free to contact a Mentor with questions.

The bathroom is for paying customers only. However, for a mere $29.99 subscription fee, I can allow you unlimited use of the bathroom. PM for details.
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Old 11-07-2005, 02:29 AM   #4
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Hope you didn't miss the bathroom! And also, welcome to the forums!


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Old 11-07-2005, 04:53 PM   #5
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Someone was using it..fortunately a window was free... no one here owns a Dodge Viper convertable do they?
*PM's mentor with a question.."where do baby hedgehogs come from?"
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Old 11-07-2005, 08:26 PM   #6
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Old 11-07-2005, 09:28 PM   #7
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where do baby hedgehogs come from
They're direct spawn of Satan.

Next time please send the question as a PM.
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Old 11-07-2005, 09:53 PM   #8
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They're direct spawn of Satan.

Next time please send the question as a PM.
She did! I told her they came from badgers.
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:28 PM   #9
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Erm... Satan badgers, a rare South American bread of badgers. Named "Satan Badgers" due to their small set or horn-like ears, and the disinctive red markings on their feet.

That's what I meant.
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:56 PM   #10
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I suppose it's better than getting lost on your way to the zoo. Turn left at the cabbage patch for all answers to procreation. Ask for Turnip Top and you'll get squared away or planted depending on his mood.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:36 PM   #11
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>_> whos this "she" Ilan referes to? im a guy!!!! :'(
and "he" has a name...>_> *cries*
erm and about the viper...."tough todgers!" *legs it*
Satan Badgers? cool! i also see you got the only picture of a Killer Bunny >_>
And i refuse to have a conversation with a turnip..are you insane?! thats crazy>_>..everyone knows all turnip people are pyhcopaths...
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p.s: sorry havnt been on for a few days..we have a leak over the pc ... of that wettish clear substance..
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Old 11-10-2005, 06:14 PM   #12
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Next time please send the question as a PM.
Excuss my stupidity - but what does PM stand for?

If it means I have to become a Prime Minister to ask a question I'm going to have to start studying politics...

...and that means learning to read.

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Old 11-11-2005, 12:00 PM   #13
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Prime Minister Epone???

Yikes!!! That would be something now, wouldn't it? You could attend Parliament shirtless and in white-face.

Hi, Roesor. Your posts are hard to read, but you seem like a swell fellow. Glad to make your acquaintance.

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Old 11-11-2005, 03:35 PM   #14
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PM stands for Private Message. (You can check your private messages with the link at the top of the page, right-hand side.)
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Old 11-11-2005, 05:17 PM   #15
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My thanks, Aurelio,
|Its only hard to read because im usually in a super hurry
with no time to post (however i am about to post two pieces of poetry..)
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