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11-30-2004, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Virgina
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Hi everyone!
Hello everyone, I'm Sairy Gamp. An just so you know ''Gamps me name and Gamps me nature.'' Technically I'm a midwife. I deliver babies and my good friend and fellow co-worker is always telling me what a marvel I am. Mr. Mould is one of the many people who sings my praises. Now there are some people who would tell you that ''I do believe there ain't no sich person'' as the good friend who I'm always talking about, but there is. See I'm afeered that that Dickens chap got her name a little wrong. Her name is really Rebekah Irene Thomas, who may be a convinial person but I assure you she's incrediably stupid. She assists me in my work. She thinks of my work, writes it, and then of course as should be, the world praises me for the glory of my thought. But enough of this. I just thought I would introduce myself Sairy Gamp and my stupid seventeen year old friend Rebekah. (she's to tongue tied to speak to ya'll herself) So hello folks. And bare in mind, if anyone of ya'll need a woman ter deliver babbies, I'm the one to come to!
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11-30-2004, 04:52 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: I Don't Even Know Where I Am...dammit...
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welcome to the forums!
I'm sure you'll like it here!
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Papeles son papeles
Cartas son cartas
Y las palabras de hombres
Siempre son FALSAS!!!!
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11-30-2004, 04:53 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: sort of upstate NY
Posts: 2,834
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Welcome to the forums, Sairy Gamp  . I hope you have an enjoyable time here. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.
--DM--
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11-30-2004, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Virgina
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Thanks wery much. Much obliged ter ya.
(smiles to herself sneakily) though when I do some profitin by it I'll be even more so
Rebekah Irene would wish to add ''Sairy Gamp isn't serious you know. We're both happy to meet you both.''
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11-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,581
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The fact that you are midwife is cool. Its not a profession you see anymore... Welcome.
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12-01-2004, 12:25 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia, USA
Posts: 4,259
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Welcome to the forums!
I hope you enjoy your stay!
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12-01-2004, 02:28 PM
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Writer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Virgina
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Yes Ma'am I am a midwife but Rebekah Irene ain't. Dickens wrote one 'ole novel bout me modest adventures ''Martin Chuzzlewit''. Don't let the title mislead you, I appen ter eb the star o' the novel. Even if Miss Rebekah Irene denies it....
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12-01-2004, 06:45 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Huntsville, AL
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Welcome to the forums SairyGamp! =]
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12-02-2004, 03:24 AM
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Writer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: God's country
Posts: 42
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So Sairy...
Perchance, did you just come straight here from a visit to WordDistillery? ( http://www.worddistillery.com)
R
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We doan need no stinkin' sigs!
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12-03-2004, 08:55 AM
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Wordsmith
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Back 'home' on Tinian!
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,445
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welcome from another midwife!... well, at least that's what my name means in greek... among other things...
love and hugs, maia
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12-05-2004, 10:16 PM
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Scribe
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: IA. USA
Gender: Male
Posts: 98
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Hello Sairy,
Welcome to the Writing Forums!
~Joe
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12-06-2004, 05:35 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Connecticut
Gender: Male
Posts: 289
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Welcome to the forums and no, I won't be having kids.. ever. Hee hee... Talk to me sometime.
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