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Make way! End of the world coming through!
ATTENTION ALL HUMAN BEINGS
Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.
*sigh* Just another screw up on the part of creation. When you're planning a universe you have to think ahead. See your lawyer for further details on how to construct your will - you never know who'll come knocking at your door, so don't make a mess of your universe!
Right. Now that I've got that out of the way, I suppose I'd better introduce myself.
Around here, I prefer to be known as feushin, for no particular reason except that it sounds nice and doesn't remind me at all of my real, unreasonably imaginative and unpronouncable name. For those of you who experience pleasure in the noble (and unquestionably tedious) science of mathematics, you may calculate my age, assuming that I really was born in 1988 on January 29. And for those of you who can't be bothered looking at my profile, I have many interests, including reading, writing, music, art, atheism, philosophy, mythology, foreign cultures (particularly Greek, Roman, Japanese and French), and other such notable pursuits.
Perhaps to my own detriment, I write rather a lot - poetry, prose, song lyrics; the works! Perhaps for the good of mankind, I do not consider many of my creations publishable; therefore, most of them remain in the labyrinthine maze of my mind. I am a great humanist, you see; maybe even to the point of being considered a 'bleeding heart'! Because of this (un)fortunate quality, many of my compositions tend to concentrate on those aspects of the world which are mostly represented by the human race.
Before I get so verbose this whole introduction just flies over your heads, I shall bid you adieu and wish you all the pleasures a writer's mind can give.
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The Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is generally regarded as a bad move. ~ Douglas Adams // Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. ~ Christopher Hampton
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