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02-04-2004, 07:33 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Misery
Posts: 23
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Searching for satire, one irritation at a time
Hi guys... new here. I've been in a really sour mood here lately. I am hoping I will feel better soon. Looking for a job in winter is like looking for chest hairs at a bodybuilding competition. They've all been taken for no good reason and by some one other than me. Not that I need more chest hair. As a female in this culture, the rules seem rather vague these days but I'm pretty sure it is frowned upon. I love kurt vonnegut and am hoping that one day, a million years from now I guess, I will be able to channel his style and morph it into something that becomes my own. Though I love satire and strange humor, I'm not usually crabby. I myself, unlike my mentor, do not curse, and am highly aware of immorality. I'm 21, married to a bodybuilder, which is humorous in itself, and basically a jobless loser in hopes of doing something with my life that is worth... well, you know, a gold star on my report card of life. I am a rather spiritual person, but then again isn't every one? I hope to meet great people via thisa here postin whopper doo and am very much in need of people who speak my language. Not English, purely satire and funky poddlie doo. Later Tators, may your days be blessed and void of reality television shows.    
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02-04-2004, 08:11 AM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: not actually IN mumsville... uk really!
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hi again... you kinda went off on one there didn't you... you really think your hubby is a loser? that's not nice!
again, i hope you feel better... although what you have written so far has been an interesting read!
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02-04-2004, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Misery
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eh? what?
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Kilgore, if you're out there, please help.
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02-04-2004, 01:44 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: not actually IN mumsville... uk really!
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oh i see, you think that you're a loser... i read it again so sorry about the mistake!
well i'm sure you aren't that bad!
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02-05-2004, 10:24 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Misery
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oh, indeed, I am horrible. The name comes from this movie I saw in which a teacher was trying to teach these kids literature and grammar and what have you, but the book they were assigned to read by the last teacher was called "my darling, my hamburger" I found it a hilarious title, and since vonnegut is my most darling, if that is a good word which it isn't, then I guess he is my hamburger as well. He is meaty and I do tend to enjoy him sided with fries. Bye for now.
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Kilgore, if you're out there, please help.
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02-05-2004, 05:47 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Ottawa
Gender: Male
Posts: 972
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Great to have you in the forums! I enjoy satire too so I can't wait to read some of your work.. If it's good. Better not let Farror catch you using the same avatar as him... Just kidding  Besides If he does try to do something about it you can just get your husband to beat him up (he's kinda scrawny) Anyway, just to restate the obvious, welcome to the forums!
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Society Blows
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02-10-2004, 05:36 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Canada
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,860
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You calling me scrawny... skinny boy...
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A minifridge... The doll house of the alcoholic.
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02-10-2004, 06:16 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Montana
Posts: 211
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Woohoo! for satire. Nice to meet ya. 
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"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." - Ray Bradbury
Ellipses are my minions, they... do my bidding, mwahahahha!
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02-10-2004, 11:52 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Misery
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woohoo
Bradbury? Excellent Speculative, very good. Mua ahh ahhhhh. He's the man. You gotta read his book of essay's called "Zen in the art of writing". I love this man.
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Kilgore, if you're out there, please help.
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02-13-2004, 11:11 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Montana
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Thanks for the suggestion MvMh  I'll have to track that book down. Nice handle btw!
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"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." - Ray Bradbury
Ellipses are my minions, they... do my bidding, mwahahahha!
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