What do you got? Throw it at me... - Writers Forum

Arden1528 · 07-17-2003, 04:13 PM

Hi all, I am just getting started on this forums thing. SO far I have posted two of my works, and I do not feel that they were my best work. I want to get better so I leave it to you people on this forum. I have showed my friends all the stuff I have written, and they all seem to think that I am great at writting. Well these are the same friends that havn't read since High school. Throw it at me, I can handle any news...come on.

Kitten Courna · 07-17-2003, 10:13 PM

Welcome, and if you want things thrown at you, you've come to the right place!

er...I mean...well...oh, look, a penguin!

*scampers off*

-Kitten

crazylegs · 07-18-2003, 04:58 AM

*catches the penguin thrown by kitten...*

Welcome.

Is that you in the gas mask?

mattquarterstein · 07-18-2003, 05:03 AM

Hi Arden. Hope you enjoy the boardies.

Do you really think the pentagon is reading all this?

My, my, what exposure that would be.

Arden1528 · 07-18-2003, 07:29 AM

Living in Detroit you are obligated to wear gas masks. It's the only way we can reproduce. Just kiddin' I found that picture in the list given. The pentagon has more to worry about then a couple of writers, unless we are typing in code!? Then we could rule the world!!!?!?!?! Yeah conquer all...anyway this forum is pretty cool, thanks for making me feel welcome. Friends?

Csira · 07-18-2003, 09:07 AM

I have a gas mask, and I live in NJ. I guess that's because I live so close to NY. I still think it's ridiculous, but eh...what can you do?

Welcome, Arden! Another who aspires to dominate the world to join the ranks, yay! Well I hope you like your stay (ugh, this sounds like one of my constant welcoming message on my other forum) and see you around. Ciao.

modified7 · 07-19-2003, 02:54 AM

Welcome to the forum.......

Yes, the pentagon might just be checking in on us at this hour.

To quote Don Henley, "You think that you're so smart, but you don't have a _ucking clue, what those men up in the towers are doing to me and you and they'll keep doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it until we all wake up wake up wake up wake uuuuppppp" ..... Inside Job

Welcome.........really.

Kurkurrage · 07-20-2003, 01:24 AM

Welcome. The wine is free, the melbatoast is crunchy and the parrots aren't too noisy.

We're fortunate to have a place like this to ourselves. As forums go, this is uncongested. I enjoy the relative peace and quiet.. But I'm always happy to see new faces and then EAT them ..

Ok, kidding... But I hope you enjoy your stay here. There's plenty to discuss!

See ya.

Delgesu · 07-20-2003, 04:52 PM

"Spread your wings and fly away, fly away, far away. " Touching words, there, from the prince of glam, Freddie Mercury. Inappropriate, I know, but not entirely pointless.
Welcome, new person. Pentagon, eh? Interesting young chap like yourself should squirrel away some money and buy a farm in Antigua. Get yourself a plump wife and drink Sloe Gin in the waning light. Play the "Biscuit Game" with the next door neighbours, that sort of thing.
I remember at school one poor young chap who lost a bollock during a rousing game of "Pig wrestling". Frightfully painful. Again, not entirely relevent - I'll accept that.

Somebody please stop me.

Thank you.

Cyns · 07-22-2003, 08:10 AM

Ok, I was so comfortable and relaxed just crusing through, then read this thread and now I am just scared to death thank you very much! That's alright, dont worry about it, on my way to the local armory.

**Penelope** · 07-22-2003, 02:50 PM

Delgesu!

Somebody stop you? Whatever for? I was getting inspired! curses! it's gone again!

Delgesu · 07-22-2003, 03:45 PM

Ah, my dearest Penelope. It was Rumbold from the seventh brigade Queens Turdsmiths that once said..."Craven ye who dons distictly chequered coats of lies, webs, er, truths. You know what I mean." He was not a speaker, dear Penelope, however his strong and emotional words contained much wisdom. I think you'll agree.
Of course, his adjutant, Mr Groober was a dark stain of a man. The sort of man who would burp at a lady in broad daylight in front of Scotland Yard. Such will not be condoned.
Where was I? The brandy? ah, the brandy? Many's the time I pillaged for good ol King George on a stomach of finest French Brandy. Oh such exquisite irony.
Feel like a nap now.
Thank you.

**Penelope** · 07-22-2003, 04:29 PM

and all the walrus said was .....

koo koo ka choo

**Penelope** · 07-22-2003, 04:31 PM

Welcome to you and the gas mask.

Paul · 08-05-2003, 10:36 AM

Delgesu,
Greetings from a fellow Yorkshire inhabitant. You were on a stomach of brandy? Oh, I get it - you fill a sheep's stomach with cognac, climb aboard, ignite a certain bodily process and away you go - ods bodkins, there a van outside - they found me! I'm not going back to that pla............