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    Talking Um. Hello.

    -Steps up to microphone-
    Ahem. Ahem. Is this thing on? No? Can we get someone to fix this thing? I may know some things about computers, but not microphones...come on! Someone better turn on this -

    Oh. It's on? Heh heh....

    Good morning, afternoon, evening, readers - listeners - depending on whether you are listening or reading to this! I know listening isn't an option since this IS a writing forum, but that doesn't matter! You can call me Mega; my username is mega1212.

    I'm mainly a songwriter but I also like to write short stories on the side. Sometimes I attempt at writing novels but I fail because I have a low self-esteem and I can't write long pieces!

    But um. Anyway. I don't do public speaking that often, so I don't know what to say.

    Random dude: CAN SOMEONE TELL THIS CRAZY WOMAN THAT THIS IS A WRITING FORUM, NOT A PUBLIC SPEAKING MEETING?!

    OH, thanks random dude! You saved me there.

    But um I really don't know what to say.


    I can help you if you need it?

    Meh. I fail at public speaking - introducing myself on forums.


    Anyone want a cookie?

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    Welcome, mega.

    We don't get a lot of public speakers here, so not to worry. Poke around, read some stuff, make yourself at home. Promise we won't bite. At first.

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    Welcome to the forums, mega.
    “The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.” ~ James Allen

    "Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." ~ Henry Van Dyke


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    Hello to you, Mega, and welcome to these forums.

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    Hello and thanks all!

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    Hi Mega,
    a big welcome from me. I'm looking forward to your first short story.
    The Dark Art Of Posting. A useful thread!
    http://www.writingforums.com/writers...t-posting.html
    I have a wooden spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.

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    What kind of cookie?

    Oh yah. Hello and welcome to the community, Mega.

    Now, back to the cookie...
    How To Get Critiques On Your Work: WF is very much a give and take community, meaning the best way to get constructive critiques and comments on your work is to give them to others.
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    Hi Welcome to WF

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    Hey Mega,

    slides a hot chocolate with whipped cream & nutmeg sprinkle

    Take off those shoes, here is a pair of slippers. Stay a while. Don't mind the clothes, I'm doing laundry.

    You know, you are refreshing, fun. I like you.

    At times, I like to kick back and think what was, what could have been. I was you once.

    Here, you can use my microphone. It helps you project better. Nah, forget it. Go au naturelle here.

    Glad to make your aquaintance. Do I know you? Did you have the rosemary filet of sole with cranberry at the fish hut the other night?

    Take care & welcome.

    JRB

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