Thread: Ladies and gents, the one and the only, Italy!

Ciao! I'm Italy. Even though I don't live in Italy, I am 1/8 Italian, and therefore am worthy of such a display name. Shall we celebrate my arrival to WF with some wine and fine cheese?

Anyways, alcoholic beverages and moldy dairy products put aside, I'm a pretty interesting person (if I do say so myself). My writing strength is creative writing. I just can't do expository nonfiction. IT. IS. NOT. POSSIBLE. (Pardon my deliberate grammar mistake.) You'll probably see me posting up things about new novels I'm working on while working on another. Maybe I have ADD, or I'm just too inspired. I got the idea for one of my stories from a lightbulb that was slowly burning out.

I am a bomb liable to explode at any moment. Keep me from getting stressed or under pressure. Also, please note I may at times act like a preschooler, using only simple words and seeming quite meek. If this happens, give me a cupcake. I should return to normal quickly.

Thank you for your time, as you just wasted it!

Welcome to the forums, Italy, and btw I love Italian food!

Hi and welcome, Italy. Here's a cupcake, just in case.

Smart move with the cupcake, haha.
And thanks for the warm welcome, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Originally Posted by Italy

Smart move with the cupcake, haha.
And thanks for the warm welcome, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Are you sure it isn't the moldy cheese working on you? Welcome to the site.

It just may be the cheese. It just may.
And thanks! I feel so... welcomed. Hee-hee.