This is not a title >_>

**Niklas** · 10-11-2011, 06:37 PM

And this is not a post.
<_<
-hides-

Hm. New forum, new forum...
So many people. -hides deeper-

-pokes a random person walking by-

Hi! I'm new here, who be ye?

I'm Niklas. I write things. Many things. But I've not written much lately other than short spiels of very interesting story scenes that go no further. It's frustrating and stuff.. and yeah I'm talking... this isn't good.

-puts on a large scarf- -mumble mumble mumble-

-crawls under a rock again, still mumbling until out of sight and hearing-

**candid petunia** · 10-11-2011, 07:39 PM

Hi Niklas. Welcome to WF.

WF is a friendly community, so you should hopefully feel at home soon. Have a cookie in the meantime.

**Niklas** · 10-11-2011, 07:43 PM

Cookie!? O_o
-noms the cookies, and your arm in the process, like a giant toad-

**j.w.olson** · 10-11-2011, 08:22 PM

*Pokes the under-rock toad-bite mumbler*

Don't worry sir. This place is not real anyway -- you may as well find a spot to conquer and make your own. Did you bring a flag? Or we also have some spare rooms for rent -- try the different neighborhoods and see where you make friends. Most of us do not bite for keeps.

**Niklas** · 10-11-2011, 09:05 PM

What if I bite for keeps?

-raises a tiny flag, visible only under a microscope- I've conquered all of Italia! muahahahaha!

I want ten posts so I can post a short story :C

**j.w.olson** · 10-11-2011, 09:13 PM

Ah, just make sure you do more than conquer Italia and bite arms off. Partially it's a little rude to conquer and eat people (in either order), and partially there's way more to do here. I see you are getting involved in some other conversations, so that's always good. Just remember to give back to the community before you expect it to give to you -- that's the point of the ten post rule, I believe.

(I've got two flags -- one is pierced through my ear, and another I've turned into a pen. I haven't managed to conquer anywhere yet, but I tend to prefer rebellion and uprising to outright military conquest.)

**Niklas** · 10-11-2011, 09:41 PM

So you prefer to take the people of said nation and have them conquer their own land in the name of a new flag?

Seems a bit much, but I imagine the outcome better, because then the citizens (most of them anyway), which make up the majority of any nation, and thus, hopefully, holding the power, have good faith in you, the one who leads the rebellion, given that you do not do such things from the shadows.