Mexican with a fedora. And queso.

**Die Oldhaetunde** · 09-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Hi there. I'm a guy from texas, whose just joining the forum. I've been writing on and off for most of my life, so I know the craft. I'll be critiquing work before I post my own. In fact, not wanting to make a nuisance of myself, I'll probably only post work that I sincerely want to improve upon.

Other than that, lesee here, the quality of the comestibles upon which I prepare sincerely depends upon the amount of time and effort that I expend before igniting any kitchen appliances. Other than the truly pugnacious fact of my having inhabited a rural area in south texas, I possess no knowledge of the disposition and proper use of firearms. Having said that, I still think they are pretty cool, and would love to offload a full clip into a live turkey, of which I most definitely would eat, prepared by myself after spending an entire day preparing said fowl bird, of course.

And I love cheese. So, yeah.

**Jinxi** · 09-29-2011, 10:19 PM

Welcome to WF

Hope you enjoy your time here with us.

**Nickie** · 09-30-2011, 10:17 AM

Hi there, and welcome to the forums.

**candid petunia** · 09-30-2011, 11:35 AM

Hi there. Welcome to WF.

**TheFuhrer02** · 09-30-2011, 06:35 PM

Hello and welcome!

I just have to ask, though: I consider myself able to understand a few German words, yet I don't seem to know the meaning of your username. It's "The..." what, exactly? Hope you oblige me, though its fine if you don't.

**Foxee** · 09-30-2011, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Die Oldhaetunde

...would love to offload a full clip into a live turkey, of which I most definitely would eat, prepared by myself after spending an entire day preparing said fowl bird, of course.

It would take the entire day just to sew it all back together and get the lead out.

And I love cheese. So, yeah.

Don't forget the cheese. Nice to meet you.

**Die Oldhaetunde** · 09-30-2011, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by TheFuhrer02

Hello and welcome!

I just have to ask, though: I consider myself able to understand a few German words, yet I don't seem to know the meaning of your username. It's "The..." what, exactly? Hope you oblige me, though its fine if you don't.

Ah, that's because it is not german, but Teune, a distinct language that is similiar to german, but not the same.

My username doesn't translate to english very well, I'm afraid. But if I had to give a go at it, I guess Die Oldhaetunde == The Hound of hell? Ehh... that's a very poor translation. It loses something of the violence and heat, somewhat.

Also, hello, foxee. don't you worry about the cheese, I wouldn't forget that if my life depended on it!