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Milhouse2011 is not an established writer, nor is he a self published writer. In
fact he's not even an aspiring writer. You could say that Milhouse2011 is a rare
specimen known as the unwilling writer.
Milhouse2011's life up to this
point has been a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and mild
defeats in various endeavours in his attempt to forge a life of
success.
Growing up, Milhouse2011 was noted for his talents in writing at
school and among his family and peers. One could say that Milhouse2011 had his
talent for writing encoded into his DNA. However, Milhouse2011 had other ideas
in mind for his life and career.
Because of this, Milhouse2011 came to
the conclusion that God decided to make his life one disaster after another
until he finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest. After careful
consideration, Milhouse2011 decided that writing was the lesser of two evils as
the priesthood meant no longer getting laid and a paycheck less than a 15 year
old would earn at McDonalds.
If Milhouse2011 was to gain anything from
being an unwilling writer, it's the fact that he can vent his spleen on anything
he feels like writing about and not care about having his intelligence insulted
by "feedback".
Ironically, it's when Milhouse2011 is in a dark place
emotionally that writing becomes as simple as poetry. Any other time,
Milhouse2011 sits at his computer PRAYING from something that looks like a
comprehensible sentence to materialise on screen before he pokes his eyes out
with a blunt pencil.
Milhouse2011 believes that writing is neither a
talent or the result of hard work. Writing, as defined by Milhouse2011, can be
achieved by anyone with a writing apparatus and a basic command of the english
language
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