tristiano

hah, i dont even know you, do you think i will actually do that? well, i wont, because clearly if you are reading this you clicked. i could not think of a witty title, sue me.

Damien is groping me and my nipples... i will type regardless.

i am back from my stupid vacation. stupid stupid vacation. i did not fucking ask to go, and i had to deal with stupid stupid people. i will find more adjectives now. stupid. my mother, being the demonspawn that she is, decided to make my two weeks of ireland utter hell. i agreed to go to ireland in the first place months ago. i was friendless and unloved. sure i wanted to go. now i have a girlfriend and friends and things. it sucked. i would have prefered to have my arm put through a mangle and stay. it would not have sucked that much without my mother. arrogant ignorant idiotic bitch.. no no... arrogant ignorant idiotic CUNT. yes, yeez, thats what i wanted. in the airport, on the way back, i was all like FUCKYOUIWANNAGOHOME and things, but she had some need to go look at a brochure for half an hour leaving my family and i to wait by the door. another example... in dublin we were getting into a bus, we had a cart with a ton of bags that my father was pushing. he is quite pussy whipped. hah i like this expression. i learned it from someone in malones thread with the little bitchy girl. so my mother ran off onto the bus leaving my father to carry her bags. "why dont you go get your bags instead of making him carry them all?" i say, and she replies "you can get them."... stupid little fuckass. anyway, now you know my mother is a little {insert unused derogatory adjective here}, i will continue to the lighter aspect of my life, the one that i am sitting on the lap of.

there is a girl behind me. i love her, which is surprising, because i was pretty sure this kind of love was bullshit. at least we are not too too cliche. i lied. we are. my week got dramatically better upon arrival at my house, and i spent a maximum of five minutes there, because all i did was throw new clothes on (including a fucking striped tie) and went to run away into the sunset with her. or something like the above. i have not been home for more than five minutes since, and only to get clothes. i will go home wednesday. i could tell you about our sex life, but i will leave it to your imagination and hope it is strong. today... a graveyard... sharpies... mhmmmm.

i am happy. for most of my life i have figured since i suck at school (i dont really try) things finally might work out in my life, like i might not kill myself as soon as im out of highschool, things like this. we have been together for two or three months, but our relationship has signifigantly strengthened over the past few weeks. meh. i has happiness despite heat and sweat and things. i go now. i apoligize for the lack of capitalization, i hope it did not make it an annoyance to read. enjoy the rest of your lives as much as i will.

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Do you think you might need some anger management?

I'd never ever talk about my mum the way you do, no matter what she did, but that's your call.

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haha

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See the guy in my avatar?

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SevenWritez

Oh fucking shit, "sex life?" You're 14? God damn it, when you hit 17, it's fine to mention it, but 14? 14 year olds look fucking weird dude, I don't want to envision two naked 14 year olds. Jesus Christ.

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tristiano

oh lawd. I'm 14 tappin a 17 year old if it helps. almost 15...

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SevenWritez

I'm not reading this thread anymore.

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Remedy

God, that means you're younger than my little brother, and I'd kill him for having sex at his age. And with a 17 year old (does this mean that 17 year olds actually go out with 14 year olds? Because when I was that age, the only 17 year old that went out with anything else close to 14 was quite the town bicycle. There was no "going out". There was sex)? Dig that grave even deeper. I'm sorry, but no.

Here's what I'm going to suggest. You're not going to like any of it, but oh well.
-Learn to control your temper. I understand that it's pretty easy to get upset with parents; I still get upset with mine sometimes. But it's not ok to talk about them like that, and it's especially not ok to have that kind of disrespect. That situation doesn't warrant it.
-Apologize to your mother for your behavior. You need to learn some respect and humility.
-Stop having sex with your girlfriend and see how quick you stay in "love". I'm betting on a purely lust based relationship.
-If you insist on having sex with her anyway, make sure you're both protected. And get both of you tested.

Malone

I was sixteen or seventeen before I lost my cherry. 14...I think that makes you a pimp ass nigga or a really sleazy slut. I'll got with choice A.

I got stabbed by a homeless guy one time, then was so drunk later (drunk when he stabbed me too) that I tried to cut away some of the flesh around the wound with a smashed vodka bottle shard because I was afraid it would get infected. I was hoping for something interesting like that when I saw the title of this thread. Well, you've got ten years to catch up with me.

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Malone

Nice.

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tristiano

thanks for calling my girlfriend the town bicycle, brightens my day
you sound like my mother herself in that you demand respect while giving none. drop dead.
two week vacation plus a period, i have tried it, we only love each other more, so fuck off.
i know how to use a condom, thanks.

malone, choice a. maybe. definitely not b.

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lilacstarflower

14 and you know everything about relationships and life. sweet.

Wonder if you'll still be as joyous when she gives you crabs, warts or, god-forbid, something worse.

Forget the condom - scrub your privates with bleach, in fact, rinse your mouth out with it and give some respect to your mother

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Tiamat10

Meh, I don't even know what to say about this thread. My mom's a lot of the things you just mentioned but I never wanted to lay them all out like that. What's the point?

The sex thing? You're 14? Again, meh. As long as you're using protection, who the fuck cares. (That's not going to win me any popularity points on here, but whatever.)

Hope the rant made you feel a little better though. I guess that's the important bit.

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I had sex for the first time the day of my sixteenth birthday, with 19 year old girl who I didn't know and who I never saw again. It didn't mean anything to me at the time, but as years went on, I realised that it was a really naive thing to do. I just wanted to lose my virginity, and I got the opportunity and took it. I don't regret it, but maybe I jumped on the opportunity too quickly (no pun intended!).

As for speaking about your mother like that: we all get angry at our parents. I remember clearly coming home from school after detention and having my mother slap me around the kitchen for being cheeky to one of my teachers. In my head, I called her everything under the sun. But I would never say them out loud, nor raise my voice to her, even now, ten years later.

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This kind of makes me sad. There are kids with real problems out there. Kids who don't have parents, who would love to have a mum or dad take them on holiday, I know, I volunteer for children who are in care. I was a child in care briefly myself. There are kids with real worries - my daughter is diabetic, has to inject herself twice a day and do three blood tests and manage a strict diet. She never grumbles. She enjoys her life, is always smiling. You really should cherish the things you do have. If you even contemplate suicide for no other reason than you're angsty, and a teen, then I pity you when you encounter life's real hardships. But I wish you well anyway.

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