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07-02-2008, 08:14 AM
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How can this be? The effort it takes to hide tooting from my husband would be too much for me, so I don't bother, especially since he doesn't  In fact, there is absolutely no air of mystery left between us at all. No pun intended.
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I don't know how she does it. This is true. One night I made fajitas with refried beans and a spicy black bean soup. I didn't say anything and just waited. I could not hold back. Impossible. Yet from her -- nothing. It's inhuman.
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07-02-2008, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BOURBON
To me its the magic moment in a new relationship...when you can fart unabashed.
I'm not one to poo in company, but I have a friend who thinks it's the measure of true harmony. Personally, I don't want to see that look on my SO's face as he slides one out...what if it's the same as his sex face? So much damage could be done!
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Eew Bourbon! Actually, it's the only thing Vlad and I do privately, but if his mobile rings and he's in the loo, I have permission to open the door and hand him the phone.
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07-02-2008, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by JosephB
I don't know how she does it. This is true. One night I made fajitas with refried beans and a spicy black bean soup. I didn't say anything and just waited. I could not hold back. Impossible. Yet from her -- nothing. It's inhuman.
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Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuuunny!
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07-02-2008, 08:25 AM
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OK, Bourbon look at this:
New Products
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"I am really only interested in a fiction of miracles."
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07-02-2008, 08:27 AM
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Laughing head off so much...ooops...just a little one!
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07-02-2008, 08:32 AM
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Did the photographer ask to see your creamy filling? 
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Last edited by Intel : 07-02-2008 at 08:38 AM.
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07-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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Off to another sitting now folks.....I mean the picture....I'm gonna snigger all through now, I know it...I'll look like my gran without her teeth in.
tata
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07-02-2008, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by JosephB
Women fart?
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No.
Just ask my boyfriend. I may have convinced him beyond a reasonable doubt that this distinguishes the women from the girls
Don't dare tell him differently 
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07-02-2008, 04:06 PM
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May I ask what is up with the whole "biscuit" thing? Like, "silly biscuit?" I'm assuming it's some kind of language gap, but I thought biscuit meant cookie to you people. You're a silly cookie? Okay...that kind of makes sense now that I say it aloud.
There's a comedian who does a bit about thinking his wife was the most wonderful woman in the world and so beautiful and perfect, until one night she farted while sleeping, and it was like a "hot breath against his leg."
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07-02-2008, 04:25 PM
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Was it Thomas Browne who remarked, in horror, that 'woman is but a temple over a sewer'? I think it was after seeing some posh tart, dressed in lace, pissing in a gutter, her modesty preserved by her finery.
We are all just blood and guts and poo, after all - if you find someone delicious, you have to go for the whole hamper of snacks....
Biscuit is a cookie. My SO thinks I'm a bit flaky. 'Biscuit' is another way of saying 'flaky' and Bourbon is an inferior Orio. Long and straight. I believe Intel has a photograph from his cookie porn website.
I clearly need a new signature. Any ideas?
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07-02-2008, 04:26 PM
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Malone I think this may clear up the confusion.
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07-02-2008, 04:33 PM
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Does that cookie get you drunk? An intoxicating Oreo (you misspelled it Bourbon, you silly cookie) sounds like the greatest thing ever. Is that really what the cookie looks like? It's called a Bourbon cookie? Wow. You guys really do like your alcohol over there.
I was only in London for a day and didn't get to sample much cuisine, but everyone else in my family has spent extended time over there, and they say that it's either great or horrible. My brother got addicted to these drinks called Irn Brew while living in Scotland. He still has them shipped over here to his house in the states.
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07-02-2008, 04:39 PM
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Nope. That cookie gets you cavities. Oreo not Orio - my bad.
London Cuisine: Indian, Spanish, Mexican, French, Cantonese.... stay away from 'English food' unless you have an ambition to die young, fat and toothless.
Irn Brew is vile in the way coke is vile. It's like coke cut with mouthwash.
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07-02-2008, 04:42 PM
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Lol what are you talking about? Its just a chocolate biscuit. No alcohol. And its called a bourbon biscuit. Here is another angle. Its so beautiful
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