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05-21-2008, 12:39 PM
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Weird guy on underground
Yesterday was a little weird. It was around 10 0 clock in the evening, and I was coming out of the London Underground. There was a choice of two escalators, but I chose the one where I could stare up at the woman with a nice ass. As I was about to board, some douche bumped into me. I stood aside, allowing him to get ahead of him. But he didn't. He gestured me ahead, so I thought 'whatever'.
As I reached the step, he bumped into me again, but this time I felt his hand try to grab my side. I gave him a sharp look, not taking my glare off him for a secind in case he tried something. He looked up at me with angry eyes. I couldn't tell if he were mad, or that I simply misinterpreted the situtation. The escalator ride seemed to go on forever. I was genuinely frightened.
Going to the exit, I knew he'd try and follow me. Every gate I went to, he trailed behind, then when I stepped aside he pretended to fumble in his pockets for his oyster card. I went to the far end, and told a railway officer. I think he was sceptical until the guy came back and just stood watching me.
I stayed with the officer till the green jeaned menace got bored and wandered away. Whilst making my way to the overground, I saw that he was going around the back way into the underground again! Fucking asshole. I'm pissed.
On a better note, at work there is a really cute girl that works in dressing room department. She's always nice to me, although I'm too shy to get any kind of conversation going. Her voice is so sweet, and she has a nice bum, although not as big as I normally go for. I have to get to know her. Any advice?
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Last edited by Intel : 05-21-2008 at 12:42 PM.
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05-21-2008, 12:45 PM
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Just tell her she has a nicee bum, and it's not half as big as the girls you usually go for.
No... Just ask her when her break is and if she wants to get some food. It usually works because you are both there, it's in public, and people like food. Worse she can say is no.
Pride is a sin, suck it up and ask.
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05-21-2008, 02:00 PM
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We break at different times, and at the end of next week my shift is changing. I'll work evenings so I won't see her at work anymore. I have to do something by next week, I need to find a way to ask her on a date. But where...?
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05-21-2008, 03:40 PM
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I would have notioned for the man to come over, after you had reached the officer, and then just asked him what was up. Maybe he just liked the size of your bum. It's probably not as big as he usually goes for, but maybe he thought it was nice anyway.
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05-21-2008, 04:42 PM
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maybe he had been reading the thread yesterday about approaching a beautiful woman and took mermaid's advice and tried to smack your bottom as he passed.
hey. Maybe it was mermaid.
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05-21-2008, 05:25 PM
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"Um, help me please, officer. I'm a tiny little british boy who is scared of the strange people I encounter on the subway. May I stand and cower in your shadow until the mean man who bumped into me goes away?"
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05-21-2008, 05:49 PM
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Still got your wallet?
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05-24-2008, 09:30 AM
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Yea I have my wallet. Malone I never expected something like that to happen to me. I'm skinny and don't really know how to defend myself so it was very scary. I'm looking to start Tae Kwon Do or something very soon, so next time I can defend myself.
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05-24-2008, 10:01 AM
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You could always run away to sea. But then you'd prolly have greasy ship's engineers and hairy-arsed bosun's mates lying in wait for you in companion-ways. Not to mention the steward.
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05-24-2008, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Malone
"Um, help me please, officer. I'm a tiny little british boy who is scared of the strange people I encounter on the subway. May I stand and cower in your shadow until the mean man who bumped into me goes away?"
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Malone, stop being an asshole. If a guy grabs my ass, then starts following me all around the underground, I'd be the same. I'm sure most would too.
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05-24-2008, 05:57 PM
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I would probably get his number.
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05-25-2008, 03:30 AM
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For some reason this kind guy doesn't sound like the one I'd like the number of, no matter how fit.
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05-25-2008, 04:39 PM
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depends how well you know the girl you like already. I'd say the best move is to start up a conversation about anything and work it so she knows you're interested in what she has to say - about ANYTHING. Just don't be creepy about it. Personally, i think "never looked at it like that before", "That's a good point" are confidence boosters to the opposite sex. As a female, I know I'd like the guy to show he was listening to me. If she likes you, she'll be happy to talk again. If she doesn't, you'll know. She'll suddenly need to get back to finishing that job the boss was on her case about - that kind of thing.
Good luck
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