I have a friend who is very superficial and is constantly seeking compliments about how she looks and how hot she is. I find this very comic to say in the least. I do find her attractive, no in a purely objective light

, but when she asked me:
"So, do you think that I am hot enough for a five stare whorehouse?"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes (with my face turned in the opposite direction)' before turning to her and saying
"Darls - with your looks, you belong in a six star whorehouse' I smile at her widely, adding inaudibly 'in a B-Grade movie'
I like to think I am generally quite nice, but her constant chatter about her superficial boyfriend, who by the way, prefers size eight Meditteranean toned women with looks honed to perfection and is addicted to Porn, is enough to drive me insane at times.