Some of you may recall I was in hospital 12 months ago. I had my thyroid gland removed, along with a huge lump on the thyroid. Subsequent pathology revealed a tiny speck of cancerous tissue inside the lump.
Those two words “huge” and “tiny” are what this is all about.
At the time, the surgeon told me that any bits of cancerous thyroid tissue that he had missed, or any cancerous thyroid tissue elsewhere in my body, would be killed by a subsequent drink of radioactive iodine.
So, six months later, off I went to the thyroid cancer clinic for my drink.
When that was over, they said, “Come back every 6 months. We’ll be checking the levels of certain hormones in your blood, to make sure the cancer hasn’t returned.”
Given my age, and my location at an extreme distance from the clinic, I saw this as an unnecessary imposition. Today, I put it to them that - to monitor hormone levels in my blood - my local GP could do as good a job, and that we’d only need to contact the clinic if those levels became unacceptably high.
“Oh no,” said the head nurse. “That will never do. You had a massive cancer in your throat. It measured 75mm across. It’s a Stage 3 cancer. We need to keep a close eye on it. We might need to do a scan or an ultrasound sometime, to see what’s going on.”
What a load of cr*p.
The lump, not the cancer, was 75mm; the surgeon’s words to me, which he would have obtained from the pathologist, called the cancer “a tiny speck.” A referral that the surgeon sent to a separate radiologist described it as “minimally invasive.”
Somewhere, somehow, someone transcribed something incorrectly. And Muggins here would still be jumping to their tune if he hadn’t thought to look closely at a few reports and to question the anomalies.
And the clinic is dragging people in unnecessarily, merely as a way of justifying their taxpayer-funded existence.
Phooey to all of it.



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