I had thought, following my discharge from hospital six weeks ago, that it was all over bar the shouting.
Poor, naïve fool.
I received this letter didn’t I?
It was from the oncology department at our state’s largest hospital, telling me to present myself for an initial appointment in two weeks.
That was yesterday.
So, a couple of the scans I’d had done previously had revealed a suspicious nodule in my right lung.
For suspicious, read possibly malignant.
The Professor I saw yesterday said, “We think it’s some thyroid tissue that migrated. We’re going to hit it with some radioactive iodine, which you swallow in a little capsule. If the nodule lights up, we were right. And the radioactive iodine will kill it.”
Sounds simple when you say it quickly.
But, the catch is, I shall become highly radioactive. So, I get admitted to hospital and placed in a self-contained isolation ward for four days. And no internet connection this time. Just books. Plus staring from the window at the view. Four days. God.
My meals will be served by remote control.
A physicist armed with a Geiger counter will eventually venture into the room. If he thinks the radiation has dissipated sufficiently, I go to another part of the hospital for a scan to learn the results.
Then I’m released.
But I have to ride home in the back seat, as an added precaution for the driver. When I get home, for a week I eat, wash, and so forth, alone.
I dunno about the internuts. Does radioactivity travel via electronic medium? Maybe you guys should avoid me too.
The good news is that cats are highly resistant to radioactivity. So at least I’ll have Riley to talk to.



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