So the cops came around .... - Writers Forum

Lacrymosa · 08-22-2008, 07:32 PM

My partner and I split up, and trust me, it was messy. We had stooped down to the level of threatening to hock each other's stuff and then the cops had to be called in, complaining of a domestic disturbance had been reported.
And! I got my labret done yesterday.

lin · 08-22-2008, 11:20 PM

There's no breakup like a cop-assisted breakup.

moderan · 08-22-2008, 11:27 PM

That one sounds kinda mild. Musta been noisy. I had one where she wouldn't stop calling and etc and I had to put a .44 slug in her engine block to make my point.

Damien. · 08-22-2008, 11:29 PM

Oooh Moderan is a tough man oh yes he is. You know it by his chocolate cake recipe.

That's got to be embarassing. I can't imagine... was it just for the noise level, or what?

tepelus · 08-22-2008, 11:32 PM

An ex of mine got drunk and pissed one night while I was at a friends house shortly after our break-up and decided it would be a good idea to slam his truck into the bed of mine, causing over $5,000 in damage to my truck...he was a dumbass.

lin · 08-23-2008, 12:14 AM

My brother specializes in more picturesque breakups than I do. Been stabbed by two different soon-to-be-ex-squeezes (he likes to date naked dancer cokeheads).

One of his greatest hits was spotting an ex-honey (one who'd stabbed him, actually) in a pizza joint with her new asshole du jour giving him their fingers while the scooter he gave her sat outside the window. So of course he picked up the scooter and heaved it through the window onto their table. Still talked about, that one.

moderan · 08-24-2008, 09:44 AM

Nice. Not much impulse control, eh? "Asshole du jour", good one.

lin · 08-24-2008, 11:30 AM

I met a guy in jail who was so pissed at his ex that he set her car on fire. But it didn't get burning good, so he started driving it around the block as fast as he could to fan the flames. Somehow, a guy tearing around a residential neighborhood at 100 mph in a flaming car came to the attention of the police.

DarkHorse220 · 08-24-2008, 11:34 AM

Even the mental picture of that is pure awesome.

JosephB · 08-24-2008, 12:22 PM

Breakups can really bring out the worst. I've never done anything extreme. A little drunk dialing, maybe. The thought of distributing some compromising pics came to mind once, but I thought better of it.

lin · 08-24-2008, 12:25 PM

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The thought of distributing some compromising pics came to mind once,

Could you post them?

JosephB · 08-24-2008, 12:48 PM

Are you kidding? Best not to keep naked pics of the old girlfriends once you're hitched. The only ones I've kept were done in the name of art -- too tasteful too arouse prurient interest.

lin · 08-24-2008, 12:56 PM

Actually there's a website for spite posting of ex-girlfriend's nasty pictures. Not that I go in for that sort of thing.

JosephB · 08-24-2008, 01:14 PM

Too late now. Although I just might have a few stashed on an old backup drive or something.

Mermaid on the breakwater · 08-24-2008, 03:11 PM

Breakups are usually a huge relief. I can't imagine myself ever getting too angry over it. It's usually a case of: "Ye, if you think it's best and are happier that way." What exactly are you losing at the end of the day? A disfunctional relationship, for whatever reasons it is disfunctional.

too many emotions in most of them. I honestly don't see the attraction of relationships until you meet somebody you really really click with. I can't stand all of the: "you make me complete," bull. In that case, get a bit of a life. Anybody who says something along those lines is way too dependant for me and too clingy. Just go away, clingy lol.