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08-02-2008, 05:31 PM
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again
fuck you, all of you. i have yet to meet a single member that I like, and yes i am stone FUCKING drunk. again. hence the fucking title. my parents went out for dinner and I had a bottle of irish whiskey, half a bottle of wine, and a bottle of guiness. Why do they always have to buy fucking irish alcohol? it's stupid. my mother clings to her irish heritage like you all cling to this fucking forum, never letting go and refusing to believe that it is all bullshit. you all pretend to know exactly what you're talking about, but you really don't. you're just self riteous ass wholes to come here to bask in praise because your parents didnt love you. well they did, you should be happy, because mine dont. cunt.
my mom stole money from me, and i hit her in the face. she called the police and i denied everything. there were no bruises or shit so they couldnt do anything, and my parents had to get their fucking dinner reservation like leaving me home alone while they get glorious food and i get air and they bring nothing home is some kind of important parently act. as soon as they were out of the driveway i fucking went for the booze and now i threw up on their fucking wonderful dinner table that they probably care about more than me and im pissed. i think tommorow im going to run away and steal their car. i can switch the plates with some from some other car. i want to go south where its warm and no fucking adults will stop me from fucking who i want to. i can sleep on the sidewalk and rob people for money. or i could kill myself. dont care witch. if i dont log back in it was probably the second one. not that you care, you just tell me shit i dont want to hear because i dont want to hear it, just to annoy me. im sick of this shit and i dont want to talk to any of you ever again. i tried my best to work with society and i failed so i give the fuck up.
anyway, if i dont fucking log on im dead, i hope youre all happy.
by the fucking way, the above is a work of fucking fiction and god damn satire. shit. hehe. i had ya there, didn't i? the lack of capitalization and punctuation makes me appear drunk and pissed, by the way. that was fun.
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08-02-2008, 05:50 PM
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So go bore someone else with your fictional tales. No one here cares. Certainly not after this righteous rant.
Oh, and learn to spell.
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08-02-2008, 05:52 PM
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Work of fiction Sammy, work of fiction. I purposely spelled one or two things wrong to help the effect.
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08-02-2008, 06:00 PM
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I know it was a work of fiction. My use of the words "fictional tales" kind of implies this. Just because it's fictional doesn't mean you don't need to spell correctly.
And stop using "fuck" so much. Yeah, you're fourteen and you think it's cool to write all these curse words. It isn't. It makes you appear like a sanctimonious, self-righteous twat.
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08-02-2008, 06:09 PM
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why do you feel the need to antagonize people?
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08-02-2008, 06:10 PM
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how tardy and you call that satire > ? *pffft*
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08-02-2008, 06:27 PM
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I'm not an ass whole
I'm an ass half
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08-02-2008, 06:28 PM
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This fiction and the truth, as represented in previous posts seem much the same, although things do seem to be a bit exaggerated this time out. The sign of a vivid imagination, I think.
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08-02-2008, 06:29 PM
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I'm curious what sort of response do you expect from this?
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08-02-2008, 06:30 PM
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Is that the same as half-ass?
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I'm curious what sort of response do you expect from this?
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Anything he can get.
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08-02-2008, 07:23 PM
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Sam, you're really missing my point here. I was bored, I pretended to be all pissed and angry, used fuck a good deal, and then said just kidding. You seem to think I was only playing up the drinking. I don't hate any of you, I capitalize, I don't use fuck so much. I don't think you're all self righteous, apparently not everyone got the just kidding section all the way through their heads.
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08-02-2008, 09:16 PM
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how tardy and you call that satire > ? *pffft*
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Brevity is the... Well you know.
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08-02-2008, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by tristiano
fuck you, all of you. i have yet to meet a single member that I like, and yes i am stone FUCKING drunk. again. hence the fucking title. my parents went out for dinner and I had a bottle of irish whiskey, half a bottle of wine, and a bottle of guiness. Why do they always have to buy fucking irish alcohol? it's stupid. my mother clings to her irish heritage like you all cling to this fucking forum, never letting go and refusing to believe that it is all bullshit. you all pretend to know exactly what you're talking about, but you really don't. you're just self riteous ass wholes to come here to bask in praise because your parents didnt love you. well they did, you should be happy, because mine dont. cunt.
my mom stole money from me, and i hit her in the face. she called the police and i denied everything. there were no bruises or shit so they couldnt do anything, and my parents had to get their fucking dinner reservation like leaving me home alone while they get glorious food and i get air and they bring nothing home is some kind of important parently act. as soon as they were out of the driveway i fucking went for the booze and now i threw up on their fucking wonderful dinner table that they probably care about more than me and im pissed. i think tommorow im going to run away and steal their car. i can switch the plates with some from some other car. i want to go south where its warm and no fucking adults will stop me from fucking who i want to. i can sleep on the sidewalk and rob people for money. or i could kill myself. dont care witch. if i dont log back in it was probably the second one. not that you care, you just tell me shit i dont want to hear because i dont want to hear it, just to annoy me. im sick of this shit and i dont want to talk to any of you ever again. i tried my best to work with society and i failed so i give the fuck up.
anyway, if i dont fucking log on im dead, i hope youre all happy.
by the fucking way, the above is a work of fucking fiction and god damn satire. shit. hehe. i had ya there, didn't i? the lack of capitalization and punctuation makes me appear drunk and pissed, by the way. that was fun.
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I stopped reading there. It's true. Satire or not, it's true. I just didn't feel up to reading the rest. |
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08-03-2008, 03:54 PM
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I think you'd be interested in my emotions during this piece: I first felt anger. As in: Damn it, I want alcohol! Share!!! My second reaction was; you should hit your father rather than your mother. Thirdly, I laughed to death over the vomit on the table bit.
People take things too seriously. And I like JosephB's maturity. Very serious sounding. "Sign of a vivid imagination..." hell, it's like my mom finding me making out with some male friend of mind, and just brushing it off; oh, boys will be boys, he's just figuring things out, it shows he has an adventurous mind. No, it shows you just would rather ignore the truth, and cover it up with your shallow bullshit.
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08-03-2008, 09:12 PM
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you're not really 23, are you damien?
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