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random writing prompts
Bob: and you know what else young people don't know??
Joe: I dunno man, yous shouldn't make such false generalizations and assume your immediate and unquestioned superiority based on how many years since you popped out of some woman. Honestly, you are the one fighting over who took a book from a library, just accept the we are all equal instead of choosing to believe that some degree of intelligence simply powers on during your 18th birthday.
Bob: well I think th-
<Bob is interrupted by police kicking down the door and taking away Joe for freely thinking>
7 Reasons Not to Get Married
Marriage is against the primal instinct of humans and is unnatural. We are not made to limit ourselves.
We haven't yet had a true argument. The first time may end in disaster.
I make plans 30 seconds in advance. Planning the rest of my life at once is not in my nature.
If you think you are just going to sit there on your cliché knees with your ring in a box proposing to ME, you are dead wrong.
I'm gay.
I was drunk, OK? So stop calling me.
I'm married to the night.
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