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| File 13 Got something you were going to throw away, something that just didn't fit or work out the way you planned? Share it here. |
11-07-2007, 05:35 PM
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Complete 4 chapter book, only 143 words. Bad taste and no filling.
Chapter 1
I'm sorry, but if you're now reading this it is going to be the MOST BORING BOOK EVER. You shouldn't even make it to the next paragraph due to mild hallucinations of being on some exotic island where you aren't reading this ABSOLUTE DRIVEL.
So...you stuck around huh? That's cool I guess. It's still the most boring book you've ever tried to read. Are you snoring yet? I was a second ago before I WOKE UP and hit the DELETE keys because my forehead had hit the keyboard and blah blah blah....
YOU'RE STILL HERE? I can hardly believe it. Did you know that E=MC something or other? I'm so bored I can't even write this anymore.
Chapter 2.
You've figured this out right?
Chapter 3.
I'm really sorry you wasted your time this far.
Chapter 4.
The End.
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11-09-2007, 06:56 PM
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I don't quite know what to say...
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11-09-2007, 08:47 PM
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Yeah it's a real head-scratcher for sure. I don't know what to think considering I am the one who wrote it. Not my most shining moment to be sure.
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11-09-2007, 08:50 PM
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Thank God for file 13.
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"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds"--Douglas Adams
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11-09-2007, 09:05 PM
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I totally agree.
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11-12-2007, 10:54 AM
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I don't know what you're talking about. I smell a classic.  |
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11-12-2007, 11:04 AM
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That's really very sweet of you Jewelz, however sarcastic it may be.
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11-12-2007, 12:21 PM
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Sarcasm? What's sarcasm?  |
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11-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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Jewellz, are you not a writer? Or merely an observer?
The nature of my writing above reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield somehow. To wit I recall one of his one liners,
"Growing up my family was so poor that if I wasn't born a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with."
What I wrote here is equally as poor without the advantage Dangerfield speaks of. I am, however, more proud of my other writings.
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