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This a thing I did for english. I was supposed to do a story of about 887 words but I found doing a satire/ parody sort of thing on Surf Rage using the Three Bears Rap was more fun. You can check that out here if you've got no idea what I'm talking about
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http://www.kididdles.com/mouseum/t047.html
but I'm assuming the majority of you know what surf rage is, if not look it up, anyway I haven't shown it to my teacher yet, she'll probably tell me I'm lazy, and she wouldn't be wrong but here the stupid thing is anyway.
Oh i almost forgot to mention the rap/ story thing is broken up into three sections, so it has two different ending, cause that was the conditions anywho yeah well you can see where the action kernal is so yeah
[part A]
Once upon a time, in the sunshine, there were three mates....
A new mate and a old mate and a best mate...
One day, they went out swimming and a riding in the surf
(click, click, click)
Along came a local with board in hand. (click, click, click)
"Someone's just pulled my cord," said the new mate
"Someone's just pulled my cord," said the old mate
"Hey guys, close shave", said the worried best mate,
"Someone's just pulled my cord"
WOAH!
"Someone's been stealing my wave," said the new mate
"Someone's been stealing my wave," said the old mate
"Hey guys, close shave", said the concerned best mate,
"Someone's just stolen my wave"
WOAH!
"Someone's been throwing their board," said the new mate
"Someone's been throwing their board," said the old mate
"He guys, close shave", said the frightened best mate,
"Someone's just thrown their board"
WOAH!
[part B]
The local came up and messed up their surf (click, click, click)
A punch in the guts came from the new mate.
(punch fist)
A kick in the groin came from the old mate.
(kick leg)
"Hey guys, close shave," said the panicked best mate,
"Someone's coming, let's split"
(run away)
WOAH!
(siren wails)
[part C]
The best mate paddled up and broke up the surf. (click, click, click).
"Lets get right out of the surf," said the new mate.
"Lets get right out of the surf," said the old mate.
"Hey guys, close shave," said the relieved best mate
"Thank god we got out of there alive"
WOAH!
(pat each other on the back)
