Back in eighth grade, I did an exercise called a "quick write" every few days. We basically were presented with a poem, drawing, prompt, or flash fiction and wrote something inspired by it for five minutes. Most of it was utter crap, but I did find a few lines in it that made me laugh.
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Heh, those kids didn't realize they stole a drunk bear hunter's beer. They got a little ways away and little Bobby steps in a bear trap, and the drunk hunter finds Bobby and his brother with his beer and his bear trap.
'Hey I wanted to drink that beer!"
Then Bobby yells, "Ouch!" because he stepped on another bear trap.
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Yuck. I changed tense. But I loved my final line there.
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There is an evil mache that eats poems, stories, and songs, but it is much worse when It decides to shred skin.
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What was I thinking...
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The[n] she will switch the subject to a tick she took off her dog to have as a pet which (sadly) gave her Lyme Disease.
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'Oh shutup you moron! It's not that big of a deal, Man you are an idiot, I'm making up my math test, that's why I'm in this clas, and I'm not your friend, so you better get lost or I'll knock your teeth so uneven that you'll need more than braces to straighten them up! Eh Heh Hh Heh! Oh no! my teacher is almost back, you better not be a wuss and squel on me or you'll get it worse, so move it or you won't be able to breath through your bleeding nose! Ah Hah haha!'- [list:3783a9ad6c][list:3783a9ad6c][list:3783a9ad6c][list:3783a9ad6c]-Rickie the Thugganater
a.k.a. the Pow,
The I won't sqeel,
the Ouch he
just punched me
or the Good
Grammer Bully
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For a "Good Grammer" bully, he sure had bad grammar.
I like to think I've come a long ways since then... So, anyone else have any old journals they'd like to share from?
