The other day I found an old wad of paper on which I had written an SF "novel" when I was probably no more than 5 years old. I thought I'd post it here for a laugh. Enjoy
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Jupiter Attacks Earth
Chapter 1
It was a sunny day, it was very hot. School was just getting out. It was T.G.I.F. and kids were going to relax. That night a man went out to a field with a telescope. He stood it up and saw Jupiter. Just then he thought if there could be life on Jupiter. But then he realized that Jupiter is a gas planet. So he went home, and went to bed. The next day a cigar shaped object appeared out of nowhere. A lot of people saw the craft flying in the air. Some people got scared and ran in their house and locked the doors and windows. When the craft landed, everybody was in their house peeking out to see what was happening. Little red and blue men came off the ship. They started saying something nobody could understand. Two of the men went back and the other one was left behind.
Chapter 2
People started coming out of their houses and tried to trap the alien. One guy trapped the creature and wanted to trade it in for money! He went to the president and he examined it. Finally, he said “I’ll give you $9,000 dollars for it.” The man agreed. Back on Jupiter the aliens came back to earth to get the creature back. People on earth were about to see aliens again. People stayed outside this time because it had already happened to them. Once the aliens noticed he wasn’t there, they knew to look for the ruler of that country. They went there and the translator said in English as he translated: “If you do not give him back we will launch an attack on this planet.”
Chapter 3
The aliens started to leave, but the president said, “Wait, can’t we be peaceful about this? I mean, could I keep this one if I gave you one human?” The alien translator said: “That seems fair. But you must give us a person first.” The president agreed to that. They traded. The aliens went back to the planet Jupiter not leaving anything behind this time. But still, the aliens did not like what had happened. “We should go back to earth and bring back people to eat. Don’t forget the cookbook.” Once the aliens arrived to earth again, they told people to come to their planet.
Chapter 4
Once the aliens returned they told the people to come to their planet. The president told the aliens he’d come too. Once they were in space the aliens announced they would eat the humans when they got to their planet! The president needed to get back to earth because he was very important. The president always carried around a walkie talkie around with him in his pocket. He looked through a window. He saw a space shuttle from earth out the window. He used the walkie talkie to communicate with the space shuttle. The space shuttle came to pick him and the other people up, and they went back to earth.
Chapter 5
Once the aliens noticed none of the humans were there they had to go back to earth. The president had gotten the army and navy to attack when they came back. When the aliens came back they fought with the people. The aliens were more advanced than humans so they fought them very well. The humans were about to give up, but one man turned them around, he was the leader. The war went on for many weeks.
Chapter 6
The leader of the Jupitonians name was Airset. It was a cyborg that had beady green eyes under red shields protecting them. It was surrounded by alien skin, so it looked like them. He wanted to end the war and kill all of the humans and aliens so he could rule earth by himself. He was working on a smart bomb that could destroy a large area of enemies. He was planning to launch them in one hour.
Chapter 7
When he was planning the attack, little did he know that someone else was listening. When the leader left the room, the humans gathered the smart bombs back to the army supply base of the human resistance. When the aliens discovered all the smart bombs were stolen, they ran everywhere. Then every human decided to attack them. And so they did and won, and they lived peacefully. Then one night a man went into a field and looked at Mars through a telescope and saw little ships coming from Mars and said, “Here we go again!”
Jupiter Attacks Earth
