Monkeyboy
Episode 1: The Experiment
This is a story of man named James Jibe he has messy black hair, brown eyes, he’s 16 years old, currently lives with his mum and he attends Coutler High School. This story has a moral, this moral is very hard to find, and in fact this stories moral is so hard to find that I’m not even sure it’s there, but if it is there, which I doubt, it would obviously be very important, do you catch my drift here, LISTEN TO THE DAMNED MORAL! This is a story about James’ great transformation from asshole in Coutler High School to strong and courageous asshole of a super hero.
“Mum I’m going out”, said James to his mother named Helen who had blonde hair and blue eyes and surprisingly she was really German even though James was not.
"Where are you going honey?” James' mother asked.
”I don’t know…why?” James replied.
“Because where am I supposed to drop you off if I don’t know where you’re going?” Helen answered.
“Mum I’ve got a car; you don’t need to drop me off”, James answered.
“Oh fine then I won’t take you but make sure you don’t get captured by some maniac who wants to experiment on you okay”, Helen replied.
“Yeah like that’ll ever happen…. Bitch”, James said then quickly ran for his car.
James was driving to his friend Henry’s place when suddenly his car explodes and bits and pieces go everywhere.
“What the hell just happened?” James yelled as he was lying on the ground like a squirming fish who just wanted to get out of the water for a second to see what it was like when some guy comes along and steps on the poor fish. Oh yeah anyway. Things did not look to good for poor James Jibe. I mean look at him what an ugly little bitch; I’d kill myself if I looked like that. Sorry again it’s just that I don’t really get paid much and this is the only thing that entertains me. I’ll stop now.
A faint figure could be seen walking towards James only his silhouette could be seen due to the smoke. As he kept walking he started to be seen better and better until he could completely be seen. He was an old man wearing a white lab coat and white gloves but for some reason he was wearing yellow pants and pink shoes (Gay) he had virtually no hair and was really ugly and old, and his eyes kept twitching. Now I know this guys a freak James should have listened to his mother.
When James woke up he was in a glass container that had “Super top secret power giver device thingy” written on it. Another thing James noticed was that he had a tail this is what he had to say on the matter; “sweet merciful crap why the hell do I have a tail”. He then looked around his surroundings he was in a room full of machinery and gadgets and crap like that.
He just sat there for hours by this time he figured out that he could float off the ground, he thought that part was pretty cool except he could only float one metre off the ground now that’s just crap.
At exactly 10 o’clock the old guy came in and said in a quite British accent “hello my name is Dr. John Ballswacker, you probably have some questions”.
”Questions offcourse I have questions you crazy lunatic, first you blew up my car then you cage me up and turn me into some sort of tailed freak”, yelled James.
“Okay I know you’re confused, I think I can help you”, said John.
“Confused, I’m not confused I’m just really freaking pissed off, I mean look at me”, yelled James.
“Listen just tell me, can you fly?” asked John.
“No but I can hover a meter off the ground”, answered James.
“Computer gas him and throw him in the garbage he’s useless”, commanded John.
To Be Continued
By Markus De Koum Jr.
<--- me writing
