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05-16-2008, 07:25 PM
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Ink Slinger
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A woman’s place is in the home.
Wimmen don’t need to earn money. Keep ‘em barefoot and pregnant, I say.
Last night on TV there was some rubbish about people sleeping in their cars after being forced out of their homes by rising interest rates (I didn’t watch it). If this is happening they have only themselves to blame. In my day the cost of repaying an average housing loan was approximately 25% of average weekly male earnings, and wimmen stayed home. Today the cost of repaying an average housing loan is still approximately 25% of average weekly male earnings. Interest rates go up, other prices go up, wages go up. So why do wimmen need to work? Clearly they don’t. Keep ‘em home, keep ‘em pregnant.
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05-16-2008, 07:45 PM
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OX, you're a half-decent humor writer. At least I know I laughed when I read this.
Who says we wimmen AREN'T working when we're at home?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie on the couch and nibble bon-bons. (yeah, right...I'm actually peeling kids off the ceiling, running them through the wash cycle, and tossing them into bed. Anyone who can't make a screaming 30 lb child airborne need not apply).
I'm guessing the average male is going to have a difficult time 'keeping' the average liberated female home (or pregnant) if she doesn't feel like it. There's also the possibility that 'wimmen' like their careers and some aren't all that interested in being 'kept' by anyone, thanks.
Last edited by Foxee : 05-16-2008 at 07:52 PM.
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05-16-2008, 07:51 PM
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Ink Slinger
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The interest rate question is easy...people are buying way over their means.
I'm all for letting the women go work. I'll happily stay home and clean the house and run the errands. That seems to turn most girls off when I tell them that, though.
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05-16-2008, 08:41 PM
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Ox, I hope you marry a woman who agrees with you. That way you can go slave all day and she can stay at home relaxing, watching TV, and making sure she keeps her birth control pills well-hidden.
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05-16-2008, 09:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxee
..... There's also the possibility that 'wimmen' like their careers and some aren't all that interested in being 'kept' by anyone, thanks.
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precisely
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05-16-2008, 09:12 PM
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Prices can rise and wages can fall. Wage rise does not always follow inflation. Honestly, I can't remember if rise in interest rate automatically turns up wages or not... but I'm going to take the immediate guess and say no.
The great danger to any economy is stagflation and not necessarily a rise in inflation. Stagflation is a state of inflation along with a decrease in wages in a nation.
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05-16-2008, 09:14 PM
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This must be a joke.
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Originally Posted by Tiamat10
and making sure she keeps her birth control pills well-hidden.
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ROTFLMAO 
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05-16-2008, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Foxee
OX, you're a half-decent humor writer. At least I know I laughed when I read this.
Who says we wimmen AREN'T working when we're at home?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie on the couch and nibble bon-bons. (yeah, right...I'm actually peeling kids off the ceiling, running them through the wash cycle, and tossing them into bed. Anyone who can't make a screaming 30 lb child airborne need not apply).
I'm guessing the average male is going to have a difficult time 'keeping' the average liberated female home (or pregnant) if she doesn't feel like it. There's also the possibility that 'wimmen' like their careers and some aren't all that interested in being 'kept' by anyone, thanks.
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Poor Foxee, Foxee Momma. Ox is the spider and you're the fly and you had to fly right in it didn't ya? Well maybe Ox is right after all...
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05-16-2008, 11:15 PM
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What's all the pity for, Blood? You think I don't know OX by now?
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05-16-2008, 11:22 PM
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Women seem to be more efficient in the workforce than men. Maybe the men should stay home and let the women do all the work whilst the men take care of the kids?
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05-16-2008, 11:32 PM
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Ink Slinger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zensati
Women seem to be more efficient in the workforce than men.
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Would you care to qualify that remark?
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05-16-2008, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Foxee
What's all the pity for, Blood? You think I don't know OX by now?
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Sure you do. Just messin...
I'm also in the midst of a brainstorm which has nothing to do with anything.
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"...a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason...."
Thomas Paine
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05-16-2008, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zensati
Women seem to be more efficient in the workforce than men. Maybe the men should stay home and let the women do all the work whilst the men take care of the kids?
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Why why why why? Why Zensati? You trader! Oh shit did I just post that?
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"...a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason...."
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05-16-2008, 11:49 PM
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Ink Slinger
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The Log In function on this site should include a Breathalyser.
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How Beautiful it is to Do Nothing, and then Rest Afterwards . . . . . Spanish proverb
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05-17-2008, 12:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Backward OX
Would you care to qualify that remark?
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Statistics show that women are more effective managers and that they do better at education, You can check the statistics If you like.
Lets face it. Men are lazy fuckers who just want to get laid all the time.
Most of the guys I used to work with used to just sit around watching internet porn, they werent that interested in their jobs!
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