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05-06-2008, 06:38 PM
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Self-gratification is good for the world
yup, I said it. Masterbation and or celebacy is good for the world. I know it sounds weird, but think about it. Less folks having sex, less people going out to meet, less gas being used to get there, less rubber trees tapped to make condoms. Fewer people fucking, fewer clothes being bought, fewer dinners bought at expensive restaurants, fewer delivery trucks bringing food to said establishment, and so on and so on.
There are too many people in this world. We need to reduce our population.
Fewer people, less CO2 emissions, less trash dumped in the oceans, less overall impact on the environment. By the way, I dont actually mean folks should jerk off alot, just that they should have less sex.
It is time to start giving back to the world.
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Last edited by rcallaci : 05-06-2008 at 10:40 PM.
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05-06-2008, 11:28 PM
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Less sex isn't good for anyone.
Just think about what happened with those priests....
 did I say that out loud?
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05-06-2008, 11:36 PM
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I would like to point out the fact that being 'celibate' (I never use that word in describing myself, but its true) has never made me want to molest young choir boys.
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05-06-2008, 11:37 PM
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Masterbation and or celebacy is good for the world.
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Likely not getting any.
Anyway, I'm not going to increase my second favorite pastime just so I can give up my first.
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Last edited by JosephB : 05-06-2008 at 11:54 PM.
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05-07-2008, 12:19 AM
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debates have gone to the dogs...
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05-07-2008, 12:26 AM
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Its great to know that every time I wank I am saving the World!
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05-07-2008, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by nacreous
yup, I said it. Masterbation and or celebacy is good for the world. I know it sounds weird, but think about it. Less folks having sex, less people going out to meet, less gas being used to get there, less rubber trees tapped to make condoms. Fewer people fucking, fewer clothes being bought, fewer dinners bought at expensive restaurants, fewer delivery trucks bringing food to said establishment, and so on and so on.
There are too many people in this world. We need to reduce our population.
Fewer people, less CO2 emissions, less trash dumped in the oceans, less overall impact on the environment. By the way, I dont actually mean folks should jerk off alot, just that they should have less sex.
It is time to start giving back to the world.
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Fewer clothes being bought? I thought sex required a lack of clothes... Unless you're into dressing up. Sounds like you might be a little disenchanted with the wooing process. 
Pent up sexual aggression the world over? No thanks!
Masturbating more wouldn't make a difference anyway - that's like drinking grape juice when you feel like wine, nice and all but doesn't have the same effect. 
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05-07-2008, 12:32 AM
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Has anyone ever seen that episode of Futurama where Fry starts dating that Lucy Lou robot, and they show him a video on how NOT dating other humans ruins the world?
I love that episode.
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05-07-2008, 12:44 AM
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Sex just creates unwanted children which leads to abortion. Then you gotta worry about STD's. then you gotta have a high income so you can afford to financially maintain the expences of a longterm sexual arrangement.
If the girl is on the pill you wont know for sure she has been taking it. If you wear a condom it doesnt feel as good. Then you gotta worry about keeping your partner constantly interested in the relationship otherwise she will get bored with it. She might cheat on you so you have to keep an eye on her.
Sometimes it just is'nt worth all the trouble.
Actually I think going to see a prostitute is a more honest form of relationship. At least the prostitute is being honest about things.
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05-07-2008, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Zensati
Sometimes it just is'nt worth all the trouble.
Actually I think going to see a prostitute is a more honest form of relationship.
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05-07-2008, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike C
What a sad little man you must be.
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Takes one to know one.
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05-07-2008, 12:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nacreous
yup, I said it. Masterbation and or celebacy is good for the world. I know it sounds weird, but think about it. Less folks having sex, less people going out to meet, less gas being used to get there, less rubber trees tapped to make condoms. Fewer people fucking, fewer clothes being bought, fewer dinners bought at expensive restaurants, fewer delivery trucks bringing food to said establishment, and so on and so on.
There are too many people in this world. We need to reduce our population.
Fewer people, less CO2 emissions, less trash dumped in the oceans, less overall impact on the environment. By the way, I dont actually mean folks should jerk off alot, just that they should have less sex.
It is time to start giving back to the world.
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i don't see how having less sex will start giving back to the werld *shrug*
isn't there room for both > ? sex and giving > ? or perhaps i'm just strange |
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05-07-2008, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Zensati
Takes one to know one.
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Oh i see we've reached the mature point of the debate |
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05-07-2008, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Zensati
Sex just creates unwanted children which leads to abortion. Then you gotta worry about STD's. then you gotta have a high income so you can afford to financially maintain the expences of a longterm sexual arrangement.
If the girl is on the pill you wont know for sure she has been taking it. If you wear a condom it doesnt feel as good. Then you gotta worry about keeping your partner constantly interested in the relationship otherwise she will get bored with it. She might cheat on you so you have to keep an eye on her.
Sometimes it just is'nt worth all the trouble.
Actually I think going to see a prostitute is a more honest form of relationship. At least the prostitute is being honest about things.
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have you ever had sex you didn't pay for, with someone sober or that wasn't sympathy sex? because that post is amazingly full of offensive remarks.
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05-07-2008, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ash somers
i don't see how having less sex will start giving back to the werld *shrug*
isn't there room for both > ? sex and giving > ? or perhaps i'm just strange
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Not strange at all. That's the best point so far, I think. Sex and giving go hand in hand.
(Pun slightly intended).
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