I have decided to use my deck to give both of you a two-card reading. I have asked the question: "What should astroannie know aout self?"
astroannie
The cards I have turned are the "Ace of Wands" and "The Priestess."
Ace of wands: Opportunity. Maybe in a letter.
The Priestess: Memory. Critical faculty. Science. Art. Profound knowledge.
Aces refer to news, and Wands deal with intellectual or professional matters.
Priestess refers to thoughts and actions.
"What should Bloggsworth know about self?"
Bloggsworth
The cards I have turned are the moon and the nine of swords.
The moon: Deception. Disappointment. Astral travel. Imagination.
Nine of swords: Disappointment. Quarrel. Concern.
Nines are hopeful outlook, and swords are problems and sorrows.

That's it. Enjoy your two-carders.

This gave me a chuckle: astroannie and astral travel (one of the meanings of the moon). Hmmm. sumthin' there?