Thread: Paranormal Activity, is it real?

Good night all. I'm taking tomorrow off and working in my garden. The pumpkins have taken over and need disciplining. The peppers have developed a sharp edge that could lead to trouble, and the tomatoes have become too saucy for their own good. Maybe I'll find something paranormalish...

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Merry Christmas, garza.

Did everyone have a "paranormal holiday" haha

I had an extra-normal holiday. nothing unusual happened.

Originally Posted by bearycool

Did everyone have a "paranormal holiday" haha

Yep. I got up about 1:33 in the morning to go the bathroom and caught goddamn Santa in there wiping his caboose. And I mean he just stunk up the whole place too. Not a pretty picture btw. So I had to take wiz outside in the yard as I am currently in the process of remodeling our other bathroom - 'out of order' - and remember thinking "naw this is just a dream. ...but it seems so real."

And guess what?

He left me a little present. Thank you Santa. Of course he could've put it in a more tradional place like under the tree or next to the fireplace where a Yule log should be left. But, at least this one came with a red bow and a gift tag floating up near the surface that read, "still don't think I'm real, a$$hole?" "No Mr. Claus you're certainly real and I'm ultimately sorry I ever doubted your existence. Next year I'm not asking for any gifts or anything, just please don't s%#t in my toilet." I'll be sure to leave him a little note as a reminder.

Anyway, I don't know if that qualifies as paranormal or not but is was most definitely surreal.

(I thought about putting chocolate ex-lax in his cookies next year for revenge, but then again that might mean the end of Christmas as we know it, as least with the Santa tradition. Probably no one would invite him back - chimney's bricked in, widows boarded up...)

The ex-lax cookies will just let us know who is before you or after you on his round the world trip. I'd much prefer a yule log than a christmas mousse.

Originally Posted by KrisMunro

The ex-lax cookies will just let us know who is before you or after you on his round the world trip. I'd much prefer a yule log than a christmas mousse.

One cold, snowy day my friend Michael and I were trying to keep warm in our a social club which hadn't any heat. There were about six of us playing cards and doing the best we could to stay warm. Michael then decides to go to the store for some hot chocolate and asks the others whether they'd like some too.

Of course, everyone shivering in his seat nods his frozen face, and Michael sets off to the store with me in tow. When we get there, he orders five hot chocolates, one devil dog (devil cake with creme inside), and one box of ex-lax. Then he removes the lids from three of the hot chocolates and begins tossing pieces of the ex-lax into the containers.

When he was done stirring the hot chocolates so the ex-lax would melt, he took the last piece of ex-lax and stuck it between the devil dog. After completing the chore, we returned to the club where Michael handed the spiked hot chocolates to the card players and the devil dog to a chubby kid named Fat Johnny.

Everything was going smoothly until Fat Johnny unwrapped his devil dog to thrust his fangs into the soft cake. A bullseye! His teeth strck the hard chocolate ex-lax on first bite. Michael and I didn't hang around waiting for him to discover what his teeth had struck. We stormed out the front door laughing and didn't return until evening.

That night when we did return, the three card players who drank their hot chocolates were nowhere in sight. But Fat Johnny, who escaped a close call, was there. But he never accepted anything from Michael and me again. Never.

Nice to be reminded of such pleasant holiday tales.