What are your favorite bits throughout the series? And you're feelings on the book?
Some random quotes
The rumour spread through the city like wildfire (which had quite often spread through Ankh-Morpork since its citizens had learned the words fire insurance).
No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpock. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.
As Mort scrambled behind the ornate silver saddle Death leaned down and shook Lezeks hand.
THANK YOU, he said.
Hes a good lad at heart, said Lezek. A bit dreamy, thats all. I suppose we were all young once.
Death considered this.
NO, he said, I DON'T THINK SO.
The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. But even less significant events have their own Horsemen. For example, the Four Horsemen of the Common Cold are Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril and Lack of Tissues; the Four Horsemen whose appearance foreshadows any public holiday are Storm, Gales, Sleet and Contra-flow.
Sorry the stuff is so freakin funny..just one more:
Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.



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