Pawn

Originally Posted by The Backward OX

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.”

“Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.”

So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture… fried

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Originally Posted by KangTheMad

I decided to make myself the most disgusting sandwich I could make at home without resorting to fast food.

The Beginning: I decided to take stock of what food we have. Not much, hot dog buns, salami, bacon, cottage cheese and Salt 'n Vinegar potato chips. Screw it, its all going in.

The End: I cobble everything together and put a toothpick in the center. Why? Because I wanted to.

The Eating: I stared for several long seconds at this culinary miscarriage.

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