k3ng

From The REAL Lyric
(link found in my signature)

There are few who deny
at what we do we are the best
just call Jack's Plumbing Services and see.
We clear blocks in the day
and fix blocks in the night
And we only charge a minimal fee.

We work twenty four seven
every day of the year
And we don't even take a Christmas break!
For we do understand
you might need a hand
just in case that on that day there springs a leak.

And block after block
we remove them all
and we're at your door
with a single call

And I, JACK
the plumbing king
will guarantee we'll fix everything.

Oh call us now for special rates
for any job between these dates
Our service runs around the clock
for any leak, repair or block.