Dreamworx95

- He's super hairy.

- He gets angry mood swings at least once a month...like right around when the moon gets full.

- When he eats, he scarfs his food down like a dog. His appetite can get really massive, especially during his midnight kitchen raids when he basically consumes the entire contents of our fridge and our parents get annoyed because it was a week's worth of groceries.

- He hears like a Siberian Husky. Once when we were watching TV in his room, he ...

I'm beginning to see what the big deal is about cell phones.

Yesterday I dropped by my friend's house hoping we could hang out, and when I arrived, her little sister told me she went to the mall. So in true stalker-like fashion, I went to the mall hoping to run into her there but ended up wandering the stores like a lost tourist and decided to get Ivar's for lunch and go to Best Buy to get a camera for my Iraq trip. Had I had a cell phone I'd have known that she was all the way at ...

Yesterday I went to a place I'd have never had the courage to go without a little shove from my best friend, who is known on Writing Forums as blackiris212 (yes, S, I promised you I would mention you in this blog, and I did! *laughs evilly*).

For years she has been begging me to go with her to a shop called Lover's Package, and with some convincing, I finally agreed last night. Needless to say, the last thing I expected to do when I woke up yesterday was go to a dirty sex shop.
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I always seem to experience disturbing things when I'm around my Iraqi friends. A couple of days ago I was at a friend's house and she was playing that song "Whistle" by Flo Rida, which, if you've ever listened to it and payed attention to the lyrics, you know is an extremely dirty song.

Exhibit A - Chorus:

Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my ...

Yesterday my brother told me he was too lazy to take a shower, so I told him to take a bath. Then he told me he didn't like baths. His exact words were, "What's the point anyways? Do you just sit there marinating in your own dirt?"

Which immediately made me think of that episode of Friends where Chandler says to Monica (about how he hates taking baths), "What do you do? You just sit there stewing in your own filth?"

To which Monica replied, "How ...