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  1. Encountering a Psychopath

    by , 07-23-2011 at 08:15 AM

    Kind of a long story, but I'll try to shorten it up.


    My brother's close friend was in a bad car accident a few weeks ago. He needed surgery for a broken pelvis, broken femur, plastic surgery on his face, and has been in an induced coma for a week. It's been a difficult time, especially for my brother. When me and him finally saw him in the hospital bed with tubes sticking out everywhere, it hit us pretty hard. The friend has always been close to the family and lived with us for
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    Updated 07-23-2011 at 08:43 PM by caelum

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  2. Nightmare Situation

    by , 10-09-2010 at 07:54 AM
    Wow, I just had a bit of a scary situation. Like actual fear scary. It has to do with dark and damp enclosed spaces. Namely my crawlspace.

    My crawlspace floods constantly. There's some kind of leak in the retaining wall, I don't really care, I don't plan on fixing it cause I'm not going to be living here long. The flooding happens gradually. If I don't drain the crawlspace for a month there'll be a foot of water. Over the months I've bought sump-pumps to deal with it and have ...

    Updated 04-28-2011 at 10:51 AM by caelum

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  3. Captain Coufoufle Versus the Narwhales

    by , 05-19-2010 at 05:55 AM
    "Mon Capitaine!" Gunnery Sergeant Roi screamed. "Zey 'ave pierced ze 'ull!"
    "Sacre bleau!" Captain Coufoufle screamed.

    On the deck of his mighty man-of-war,
    Le Framberge, Captain Coufoufle heatedly directed his crew in combat. They were engaged in a naval clash with the great Eskimo pirate, Walrus Flipper Splashing, and his narwhale riders. Five manned narwhales attacked the sailed warship from all sides.

    "Fiah
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